10th floor ghost girl

misspryss:

julstorres:

survivablyso:

buckybarneswho:

Let’s be honest everyone would rather watch a Black Widow movie than antman

I’d rather watch Black Widow file her taxes than an Ant Man movie

Well you have to admit her work-related expenses would tell some pretty interesting stories all by themselves

Black Widow orders towels online: the movie

Black Widow reorganizes her sock drawer: the movie

Black Widow cleans her gutters: the movie

Still more exciting than Ant Man

(via brbshittoavenge)

"

You’re gonna be fine. You’re gonna spend a long time thinking that you won’t be, and then one morning you’ll wake up and you will be. And then, you know, for a while you’ll miss the fact that you’re not, because it almost seems scarier when you are, because at least when you’re not you’ve got something to cling to; and then, when you’ve got over that — then you’re gonna be fine!

All right?

"
- Tim Bisley (Simon Pegg), Spaced 2x06,’Dissolution’ (via cuddlytogas)

(via pinkbunney)

infamousnfamous:

white vegans be like “honey is unethical because the bees worked so hard on it that’s why I like the completely ethical alternative of sugar harvested by underpaid and abused fieldworkers”

(via filaydelfiaye)

ifinddelightinthegruesomeandgrim:

Steal His Look: Larry Bloom
Waste Management dumpster - $1,987 

ifinddelightinthegruesomeandgrim:

Steal His Look: Larry Bloom

Waste Management dumpster - $1,987 

(via pinkbunney)

bosxe:

perfectvic:

LITERALLY MY FAVORITE

This is so much better than any russian roulette or “poison cookie” analogy.

bosxe:

perfectvic:

LITERALLY MY FAVORITE

This is so much better than any russian roulette or “poison cookie” analogy.

(Source: punkypunk, via iamuhura)

raspbeary:

if ur immediate reaction to someone whos told you theyre hurt by a joke is to tell them to get a sense of humor or learn to take a joke and not worry that you may have hurt someone, then youre probably not very nice or funny

(via milkywitch)


Titan aka the Mermaid Moon

Titan aka the Mermaid Moon

(Source: featherandarrow, via releasethebatz)

pumpkinprincex:

"i’m just being the devil’s advocate" did he send you from hell??????? is he paying you for that job or is part of your punishment for being a terrible human being that you gotta do it for free

(Source: andragonyremade, via wretchedoftheearth)

exoticshorthairs:

I picked it myself human.

exoticshorthairs:

I picked it myself human.

(via releasethebatz)

pardonmewhileipanic:

briangefrich:

poptimism:

Mallory Ortberg has a voice like an old movie actress. (“Male Novelist Jokes” at the Last Bookstore in LA)

I don’t think it’s unreasonable to say that Mallory Ortberg is one of the funniest writers alive, and a wonderful entertainer.

reblogging to view later

(Source: youtube.com)

thedetectivedoesntdance:

steal his look: robin thicke

13 gallon glad odorshield tall kitchen drawstring trash bags: $20.00

(Source: spookytectives, via wretchedoftheearth)

pandarican:

smellthischesspiece:

Found in Brooklyn

Fuck.

pandarican:

smellthischesspiece:

Found in Brooklyn

Fuck.

(via browngurlwfro)

windypicnic:

"Ellen Reads Her Chinese Viewers’ Names"

aka

Ellen mispronounces Chinese people’s names and she and her audience laugh at them cuz it’s racistly funny apparently

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Ellen uses “American” interchangeably with “English”, as in, the language.

At 2:30: "This one, they didn’t even try to do American, this is just Chinese."

The comments are turned off on this video, but how was this even cleared to be aired?? Fuck you Ellen. This isn’t the first time you’ve been racist on your show.

This is why you weaboos/koreaboos/white ppl CANNOT give yourself a “japanese” or "korean" or "chinese" name for yourself (or any name from a language and culture that’s not your own). Whites take our names as jokes and we’re mocked for it in real life and in the media. 

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We’re constantly othered, demeaned, and fetishized. Trash like you butcher our names and turn them into racist caricatures.

Our names are precious and beautiful and meaningful in ways you can’t begin to understand. Our names are carefully crafted together by our parents/family.

You trash don’t deserve to utter our names. Fuck you.

(via celebreceipts)